Acupuncture: now that’s a medical treatment that’s gotta have an interesting history. These Chinese captors torturing their prisoner by using him as a human pincushion:
“YOWW- hey. Hey! Hey thanks man, that migraine was a real fuckin pain, and you know, the cost of aspirin these days…” [it is an oft forgotten fact that the invention of aspirin preceded Christ’s coming].
*Chinese torturers exchange glances. One of them shrugs. The other resolves the confusion by lopping off the prisoners head. Which thuds to the floor, still beaming in surprise.
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