It is the night before my first exams (note: plural. Plural! Why do i have to have a double whammy on the first day! Why, why, Whyhyhyhyhyyy was i so idiotic as to not think of at least attempting to relocate one of them until half an hour ago? Help, angels! Make assay!).

As i was saying. It is the night before my first exams. And i am slightly stressed. Not to put too fine a point on it. Becasue if I did, i would have to give you a lengthy description of the whole frantic process of gasping, shrieking into a hole dug in the garden with soil-streaked hands, experiencing an eye muscle tic every 2 seconds, eating a section of my bookcase, poisoning anyone who so much as came within two feet of me, and generally turning into goo.
And that would be just tedious.

Rearranged quotes from the Lord of the Rings i am finding are highly applicable to my present situation:

PIPPIN: Was there any hope Gandalf [some deity in the air] for Frodo and Sam[me]?
GANDALF: There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope.

SOLDIER: Too few [ideas] have come. We cannot defeat the armies of mordor [the tests to come].
THEODEN:No. We cannot. But we will meet them in battle nonetheless.

GIMLI: Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?

ENTS: It is likely that we will go to our doom.

*hyperventilates*.
*struggles to refrain from swearing on her first post*
*suffocates slowly in a viscious pool of despair, which makes a malicious sucking sound as closes over her head*