By the way, i know this sites aesthetic and creative rating would be closer to nil than my skill with a dart, but it's not for want of...wanting.

And i have tried.
It just says (whenever i try to clothe blog in a more suitable skin) something about incompatibility. Yes, i have little intelligence for these sort of things. Oh the shame.
Why are you proud of your outward identity you idiot? i'm trying to reinvent you physically! Be glad you can you be assinine blog!
Ungrateful bastard.